Slasher's Blade

Concept: “This blade pulses with the tortured memories of its myriad victims, and also the murderous power of those whom have wielded it.”
Content: The archetypal implement of the classic horror movie antagonist
Writing: Some flavor text and 4 random effects
Art/design: Gritty, grungy, and very yellow
Usability: Pointy end goes toward the victim