Wash thine filthy, blood-caked corporeal form

Concept: “Cleanliness is next to Basiliskliness”
Content: Mechanics for cleaning your scvm
Writing: Includes some helpful bits of advice for personal grooming and hygiene
Art/design: Features naked people—just like you when you use these rules
Usability: Delivered in shower curtain and towel form. Super-meta.

Photo by @graven_images, used with permission (encouragement, even)